turdwrench

The faecal matter left on a dildo when removed from a female's (or male's) anus after self stimulated pleasure. This is often an embarrassing situation and in some societies frowned upon.

Aristocrat 1: You'll never guess what I discovered whilst surfing the internet.
Aristocrat 2: What?
Aristocrat 1: A lower class female prostitute holding a turdwrench.

by shittyshittygangbang March 16, 2010

Turd Wrench

A toilet plunger

hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench

by shazam8992 June 10, 2009

turd wrench

slang term for a toilet plunger

Honey, the toilet is stopped up again. Where's the turd wrench?

by hellbilly_213 August 2, 2009