An actor who had ONE good movie (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and has done a terrible job of acting in every other movie since then.
Guy 1: "Wow, Matthew Broderick has to be the most unconvincing and boring actor on the face of the planet."
Guy 2: "He may even be more boring than Keanu Reeves..."
Guy 1: "That's...quite impossible, actually."
by McCrumpit November 18, 2009