Definitions by Noneofyobuisness

snurder 

A dog that constantly sniffs turds after he poops them out

After my dog turded, he sniffed it.... what a snurder

snurder by noneofyobuisness June 1, 2014

Turdblossom 

Making one shit while the other person is performing anal on the shitter. Therefore you are the shitee.

"Hey boy how about we forget the missionary and doggy and go turdblossom style!"

Turdblossom by Noneofyobuisness April 25, 2010