snurder

A dog that constantly sniffs turds after he poops them out

After my dog turded, he sniffed it.... what a snurder

by noneofyobuisness June 01, 2014

Turdblossom

Making one shit while the other person is performing anal on the shitter. Therefore you are the shitee.

"Hey boy how about we forget the missionary and doggy and go turdblossom style!"

by Noneofyobuisness April 25, 2010