turd turkey 

a rehab resistant drug addict.

Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).

turd turkey by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010

turkey turd

tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.

"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"

turkey turd by Judge Smails November 29, 2005

turkey turd

Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.

Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"

Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."

turkey turd by sEaKm November 27, 2012

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

Turkey Turd by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

Turturkeykey 

Its a turkey stuffed with a smaller turkey. Known from episode 10 season 6 of How i Met Your Mother called Blitzgiving

Ted: Instead of stuffing i'm gonna fill the turkey with a slightly smaller turkey. Its called ''The Turturkeykey''.
Lilly: The Turturkeykey?
Robin: I was there at the insertion. He used shoe horns. I'll be having sides.

Turturkeykey by Warrmonger November 28, 2010

Turturkeykey 

A turkey stuffed with a slightly smaller turkey. Usually roasted for Thanksgiving.

Dude, you violated a turkey. With another turkey.
Yeah, it's my turturkeykey. :3

Turturkeykey by CustodesAstartes November 25, 2010

Turturkeykey 

When you stuff a roast turkey with not just ordinary stuffing... but another slightly smaller turkey

Instead of stuffing, I'm gonna fill the turkey with... a slightly smaller turkey. It's called, a Turturkeykey!

Turturkeykey by bumluffa November 28, 2010