tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.

"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"

turkey turd by Judge Smails November 29, 2005

Related Words

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turkey turd

Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.

Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"

Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."

turkey turd by sEaKm November 27, 2012

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

Turkey Turd by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

Turturkeykey

Its a turkey stuffed with a smaller turkey. Known from episode 10 season 6 of How i Met Your Mother called Blitzgiving

Ted: Instead of stuffing i'm gonna fill the turkey with a slightly smaller turkey. Its called ''The Turturkeykey''.
Lilly: The Turturkeykey?
Robin: I was there at the insertion. He used shoe horns. I'll be having sides.

Turturkeykey by Warrmonger November 28, 2010

Turturkeykey

A turkey stuffed with a slightly smaller turkey. Usually roasted for Thanksgiving.

Dude, you violated a turkey. With another turkey.
Yeah, it's my turturkeykey. :3

Turturkeykey by CustodesAstartes November 25, 2010

Turturkeykey

When you stuff a roast turkey with not just ordinary stuffing... but another slightly smaller turkey

Instead of stuffing, I'm gonna fill the turkey with... a slightly smaller turkey. It's called, a Turturkeykey!

Turturkeykey by bumluffa November 28, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026