turd on a log Share definition Flag When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log! Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log. turd on a log by Mammarie March 30, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the turd on a log mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
