turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

turd monkey by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

turd monkey

In Quebec, the ape who follows the first monkey and the second monkey.

We liked de first two monkeys, but de turd monkey trew de sheet at us.

turd monkey by Lordofspam January 13, 2009

Turd-monkey 

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

Turd-monkey by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

Turd-Monkey

1) The one monkey in a zoo enclosure or in the wild who prefers to throw feces at monkeys from a rival troop, his perceived enemies, or other individuals that he generally dislikes.

2) A human being who acts like an actual Turd-Monkey in their behavior, or a an ignorant or generally disagreeable individual towards others.

3) A human being who generally lacks intelligence (displayed by song or doing relatively stupid things), or is generally ignorant in their behavior towards others.

1) Look at that crazy monkey throwing poop at people; he's clearly the Turd-Monkey of the group.

2) That guy's such a Turd-Monkey!

3) Who let that Turd-Monkey make the decisions?

Turd-Monkey by The Guy Who Created Turd-Monke May 27, 2026

Turd-Monkey

1) The one monkey in a zoo enclosure or in the wild who prefers to throw feces at monkeys from a rival troop, his perceived enemies, or other individuals that he generally dislikes.

2) A human being who acts like an actual Turd-Monkey in their behavior, or a an ignorant or generally disagreeable individual towards others.

3) A human being who generally lacks intelligence (displayed by saying or doing relatively stupid things), or is generally ignorant in their behavior towards others.

1) Look at that crazy monkey throwing poop at people; he's clearly the Turd-Monkey of the group.

2) That guy's such a Turd-Monkey!

3) Who let that Turd-Monkey make the decisions?

Turd-Monkey by The Guy Who Created Turd-Monke May 27, 2026

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker 

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

lucky turd monkey 

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

lucky turd monkey by pooplkeis September 25, 2020