turd licker
turd licker by scart July 11, 2003
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turd licker
turd licker by kid dying in a mini van February 23, 2021
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turd licker • turd locker • Tard licker • terd licker • turd kicker • turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler • turd cutter • turd nugget
turd-licker
A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.
My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.
turd-licker by MWBishop July 1, 2010
turd locker
the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...
girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.
turd locker by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009
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