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turd dust

The opposite of fairy dust, indicating that something is tainted, ruined, or just bad.
It appears that this pathetic party has been totally sprinkled in turd dust.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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Turd Duster

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.
Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.
by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011
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dusty turd pencil

The name of an old mans penis who loves anal sex, while living in a nursing home.
My grandpa got his dusty turd pencil too close to a CNA and now he is banned from the nursing home.
by DirtyTesla69 June 15, 2017
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