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turd closet by Greg Toland January 8, 2015
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close encounter of the turd kind
1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.
2. When you step on dog poop.
3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.
4. Any doo-related major life experience
2. When you step on dog poop.
3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.
4. Any doo-related major life experience
"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
close encounter of the turd kind by mindenoodle February 11, 2010
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close encounter of the turd kind
1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
2. Stepping on dog crap.
3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"
close encounter of the turd kind by carmenarmen February 11, 2010
close encounter of the turd kind
experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities
i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
close encounter of the turd kind by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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