Tunbudger

The feline equivalent of the turducken: tuna stuffed into a budgie stuffed into a gerbil, with the added bonus of no cooking time necessary. The mythical existence of the tunbudger is why many cats bring home small dead birds and rodents; to help you get stuffing.

Max hoped his human brought home tuna because he already had the budgie and the gerbil for tunbudger.

Tunbudger by heymanster July 3, 2016

thunburger 

n. Tasty lunch item made from healthy renewable nematodes in a carbon-minus kitchen. Also a Swedish sexual activity involving reindeer herders that is often mistaken for a Lappdanse.

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God morgan Greta! Join me later for a thunburger in my solar car? Then we can walk to the breezy shore at sunset, calculate how much freely-available wind, solar and tidal energy was under-utilized by the planet, again, then spit in frustration at the stupidity of humans.

You hade me vide thunburger!

thunburger by gnostic3 January 7, 2022