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tumblweed

A person who constantly is posting stolen or copied posts/work onto Tumblr™. They seem "blow" or "roll" along an unoriginal trend or work that is not theirs.
P1: "Dude, Stacey just posted some uplifting artwork she said she drew in an hour."

P2: "Soooooo?"

P1: "It wasn't hers, it was Paul Gauguin's work!"

P2: "Omg she is such a tumblweed!"
by Fractile Dysfunction January 31, 2016
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The Mexican Tumbleweed

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.
Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell
by Finlonger October 21, 2014
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Topeka Tumbleweed

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.
Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.
by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018
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tennessee tumbleweed

plastic shopping bag (walmart style) blowing down the road as litter.
that d@mn tennessee tumbleweed blew on to my motorcycle helmet and made me wreck.
by judge888 May 26, 2009
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Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing down the street during a windy day in the city.
The urban tumbleweed marked the onset of an impending storm, leaving the onlooker to ponder which grocery store it came from.
by Jon Henshaw August 22, 2005
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tumbleweave

When two girls get into a fight and rip out each others' weave, leaving the clumps behind such that they blow around in the wind. Reminiscent of tumbleweed, hence the name. Oftentimes a trail of tumbleweave leads to the scene of the epic battle.
After Shaniqua and Tequesta fought viciously over Tyrone, red and black tumbleweave littered the ground.
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Pissing Tumbleweeds

Expression used for a male or female that has not had sexual interaction with another person in a long time. Much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. Your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. Ergo, pissing tumbleweeds.
"Dude, I haven't had any action in like, months. I'm pissing tumbleweeds."

"Are you kidding me? I went to a private Catholic high school. I was pissing tumbleweeds for four years!"
by AlsnStvn July 19, 2009
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