tulan she is the most amazing woman to ever exist this world needs more tolans.if u ask her for help she will come as fast as she can and she will get it done but she is pretty angry sometimes when someone annoys her.
random person :need help anyone !!!!
tulan :im coming to help u
random person: oh thank you ,you must be a tulan
A beautiful and amazing girl, she means the world to whichever luckyguy she’s with, she has the best brown eyes and the brightest smile, she might be sad sometimes but she can always get out of a tough spot. She’s the best person on the planet hands down.
Tuana is a girl that belongs with only the best people, she is one of the funniest, amazing, wonderful and down right spectacularly beautiful person you will ever meet.
If you ever break her heart watch out her friends with come for you, she puts on a smile that fools everyone into thinking that shes happy when in reality she isn't.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*