tube light
tube light by Juhi August 23, 2006
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tube light
some one whos slow when it comes to jokes
it takes him a while to get a joke.
tube lights flash 3-4 times before they go on.
a slow person blinks 3 - 4 times before getting a funny joke and then laughs
it takes him a while to get a joke.
tube lights flash 3-4 times before they go on.
a slow person blinks 3 - 4 times before getting a funny joke and then laughs
maaan ur such a fuckin tube light
i hate tellin jokes to tube lights
your a tube light, ass hole
you killed the joke tube light
i hate tellin jokes to tube lights
your a tube light, ass hole
you killed the joke tube light
tube light by Sincere February 28, 2005
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tube light • Tube-Light Analysis • Light tube • tube • tube socks • tube it • Tube Dick • Tube Snake • TUBE STAKE • tube stroker
Tube-Light Analysis
This is a term used to refer to someone that's observed or analysed something that has already been implied or is obvious.
Commentator of a game: Mumbai Indians lost the match due to their poor batting display.
David: Mumbai could've batted better.
David's friend: Why does this guy give his tube-light analysis all the time
David: Mumbai could've batted better.
David's friend: Why does this guy give his tube-light analysis all the time
Tube-Light Analysis by Imtheberrybadguy September 27, 2021
Light tube
Hold your breath until we reach the end of the light tube.
There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.
There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.
Light tube by cdds2011 November 25, 2011
tubelight
tubelight
Someone who takes a long time to get something...i.e. he/she is slow. The word's short form is tubie...it literally means a florescent bulb... because when you switch it on the light doesnt actually flash until a few seconds later. Similarly, the person's brain whom you called a tubelight, doesn't light up and understand something until later
tubelight by Black_Rose December 27, 2005
Tubelight
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