tube light

Someone who doesn't get a statement, be it a joke or anything else.

He's such a tube light...doesn't get anything!

by Juhi August 23, 2006

tube light

some one whos slow when it comes to jokes
it takes him a while to get a joke.

tube lights flash 3-4 times before they go on.

a slow person blinks 3 - 4 times before getting a funny joke and then laughs

maaan ur such a fuckin tube light
i hate tellin jokes to tube lights
your a tube light, ass hole
you killed the joke tube light

by Sincere February 28, 2005

Tube-Light Analysis

This is a term used to refer to someone that's observed or analysed something that has already been implied or is obvious.

Commentator of a game: Mumbai Indians lost the match due to their poor batting display.
David: Mumbai could've batted better.
David's friend: Why does this guy give his tube-light analysis all the time

by Imtheberrybadguy September 27, 2021

Light tube

slang for tunnel

Hold your breath until we reach the end of the light tube.

There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.

by cdds2011 November 25, 2011

tubelight

Someone who takes long time to understand a little thing

Jay tells a joke and Beboo understands after 1 hour.
Beboo is a tubelight!!

by Jay April 6, 2005

tubelight

Someone who takes a long time to get something...i.e. he/she is slow. The word's short form is tubie...it literally means a florescent bulb... because when you switch it on the light doesnt actually flash until a few seconds later. Similarly, the person's brain whom you called a tubelight, doesn't light up and understand something until later

Rose is such a tubelight, she didn't get the joke until after everyone stopped laughing

by Black_Rose December 27, 2005

Tubelight

When someone takes a little more time to understand the situation.

Sana is a tubelight.
Did you get the joke Sana? Nah I am a tubelight.

by @Saaaday May 10, 2020