tua mater 

Latin for your mom.

The other poster is a noob. Correct Latin for Your mom is so fat, she sits around the house would actually be

tua mater est tam obesa ut ea sedeat in domo.

circum not only takes an accusative noun, but cannot be used to mean around in this context.

tua mater by dbur September 10, 2006

tua mater 

tua mater is Latin for "your mom"

tua mater tam magna est ut ea circum domo sedeat (Your mom is so fat, she sits around the house.)

tua mater by Cymensen November 26, 2003

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus 

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011

Tuamatersexual 

Definition 1:
Tuamatersexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity, except in gaming situations a tuamatersexual will state their desire for sexual activity with their opponents mother or even go as far as to have said sexual activities with their opponents mother.

Definition 2:
Tuamatersexuality, from the latin tua=your, mater=mother and sexus=sex, (also known as Acepturmumsexuality) is a microlabel for Asexual Gamers who are asexual, except if you‘re bad at games the tuamatersexual person will simply have to fuck your mom, or at the very least state their desire to do so. Tuamatersexuality is when the allegiance to the gamer code outranks the asexuality of a person.

„ I‘m gonna fuck your mum!“
„Aren‘t you asexual? You‘re not fucking anyone“
„No I‘m tuamatersexual, I am ace but I am making the sacrifice to fuck your mum.“

Tuamatersexual by MikeOxbic April 3, 2024