Appearing most often on Twitter and Tumblr, an acronym primarily for

"Things That Made Me Laugh Today", typically to preface a daily life anecdote,

but also "Things That Made Me Look Twice", seen attached to pensive thoughts or communicate something startling has occurred.

TTMMLT Cat totally sneezed and stuck his tongue out and it stayed there! Belp town.

Should people really be sharing photographs of dead children after terror attacks, it feels off. #TTMMLT

TTMMLT I swear I saw a squirrel carrying a nut but it was a giant f*ing rat with a bird's head omfg

TTMMLT by infobotix March 24, 2017

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

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