Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ZNorton

Trunk Muffin

The act of shitting in some ones trunk without their knowing, just waiting for the owner to open up and find the sweet trunk muffin

Hey man, Jesse was being a D-Bag, so i dropped a trunk muffin in his mom's exterra!

Trunk Muffin by ZNorton January 27, 2009

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Having your sister drop you dome while cutting your front lawn on your ride on tractor. See Road Head

My sister stopped by while i was mowin' the lawn yesterday, ended up Ranching for a good hour!

Ranching by ZNorton January 25, 2009

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Nigger Mints are Newport Cigaretts because for some reason all niggers love newports.

White: "yo blackie you got any cigs?"
Black" "yeah i got them newports"
White: "Nevermind i don't want a fuckin nigger mint"

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