trumpturding

A most certainly immature and adolescent type of prank, although primitively gratifying, involving dropping a steaming turd onto anything belonging to anyone named Trump.

We booked ourselves a delightful room at Mar-A-Lago and after our dinner and some fine champagne, we generously tipped a few staff members to look the other way and had a field day trumpturding all the way from the moonlit gazebos to the family’s specially housed golf carts!