troll wannabe

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One who excessively attempts to argue with a person of higher intelligence in attempts to piss them off. Most likely caused by watching high doses of MinnesotaBurns on YouTube.

MinnesotaBurns: hurdurr head shots only byatch
Troll Wannabe: Hmmm... Maybe I'd be funny in a video game if I did this! -attempts to almost recreate the troll-
Sensible Person: Shit, another troll wannabe! -leaves server-
Troll Wannabe: Aww, I'm not funny in video games OR real life... Ooh! I know! -watches another video and the cycle continues-

troll wannabe by Hattrick Kent III October 17, 2013

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Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch

A girl who thinks she is so smart and can get away with anything, but unfortunately for her she is so stupid it's only a matter of time before she is going down to Trollville. Inserts herself in the lives of others and causes drama because she is nothing and will never be or have anything. A girl who wants to be a Hawkins and will sleep with anyone in the Hawkins family to try to become one.

Gwen not only fucked my father but gave him a disease in the process. She is so fucking stupid it is unbelievable. She thinks she's a know-it-all, but what she doesn't know is that she is nothing but a Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch and never stood a chance of being a Hawkins and that pussy husband of hers just sat back and watched hoping to reap the benefits of his fat whore of a wife

Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch by trollwatcher November 6, 2012

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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