Troll Police

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An organization formed in early 1984. Its sole purpose is to protect online forums,blogs,videos, and more recently online gaming. The focus of the group are monstrous beings known as trolls and flamers. These creatures are known to cause disruptions in either large crowds or individuals. Their sole purpose is to get attention. Attention is the fuel that drives them. The Troll Police attempt to combat this sending out the message "Kill your local troll today by simply taking their attention away!" This rather simplistic saying has saved thousands and is responsible for the destruction of at least 2000 trolls and flamers. This amazing accomplishment is just simple proof that the Troll Police are making a difference in the online world today. So just remember this the next time you encounter a troll or flamer when your online.

"Omg DUDE i just said taylor swift sucks on her most viewed video"-random troll
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend

Troll Police by Troll Police Officer #1 May 8, 2010

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thinkers troll police (TKTP)

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore

The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server

thinkers troll police (TKTP) by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024

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Discord Troll Police DCTP

Is a uttp group copy on discord mainly.

Discord Troll Police DCTP is cringe.

Discord Troll Police DCTP by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026

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Roblox Troll police

Is a uttp group copy on roblox mainly founded by someone unknown but believed to be a scott order or floofs member.

Roblox Troll Police is cringe.

Roblox Troll police by Wikipedia, February 12, 2026

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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