The pathetic amount of data allowed to subscribers of satellite internet service. Known for its cavemanlike quality, sophistication and stone age data tranfer rates.
Max: Dude, wanna play modern warfare online?
Mo: Shiz bra i cant. Ive got satellite, all i have is one troglobyte of access left.
Max: Dude, it sucks to be you.
Mo hanging his head in shame: For real.
Mo: Shiz bra i cant. Ive got satellite, all i have is one troglobyte of access left.
Max: Dude, it sucks to be you.
Mo hanging his head in shame: For real.
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An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
by sweetswede August 17, 2010
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I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?
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by golira_the_first January 21, 2019
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