troglobyte 

The pathetic amount of data allowed to subscribers of satellite internet service. Known for its cavemanlike quality, sophistication and stone age data tranfer rates.

Max: Dude, wanna play modern warfare online?
Mo: Shiz bra i cant. Ive got satellite, all i have is one troglobyte of access left.
Max: Dude, it sucks to be you.
Mo hanging his head in shame: For real.

troglobyte by crockster October 24, 2014

Troglodyte 

A troglodyte is typically used as an insult as someone is a really stupid/ ugly or you just want to insult them

Shut up you fucking troglodyte

Troglodyte by MrStealyoWhip December 24, 2020

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.

Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.

parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Sports Troglodyte 

One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.

I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?

Sports Troglodyte by uuth September 30, 2010

Troglodyte 

The kind of person that makes you wonder why humans aren't extinct yet.

Goddamn it Ron, why can't you just figure the fuck out how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos already you troglodyte.

Troglodyte by golira_the_first January 21, 2019

Troglodyte 

People who touch the screen of the apple computer in the uni library even though they’re not touchscreen

Which troglodyte has put their greasy fingers all over the fkin screen

Troglodyte by Troglodyte Hunter December 9, 2019

Troglodyte Salad 

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

Troglodyte Salad by One Two February 6, 2008