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throat bagel

When a man wears a button-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.
Dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.

That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?
throat bagel by GunghoJoe July 1, 2011

Throat bagging 

(verb) - A term used to describe the action of dangling one's testicle into the throat of a willing recipient while the other man-grape stretches across the chin and onto the opposing side, completing the hideous circle.
Dude, smell that guy's breath. Do you think he was throat bagging last night???

Lucy looks like she could take a good throat bag.
Throat bagging by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.
*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"
bagel throat by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026