throat bagel

When a man wears a button-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.
Dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.

That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?
by GunghoJoe June 29, 2011
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