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Triple S 

When one needs to Shit, Shower, and Shave in any order.
Custom: I'm using the bathroom.
Nifty: Going to be long?
Custom: I'm taking a Triple S.
Nifty: You better let me go first...
Custom: Ok I'll wait.
Triple S by NiftyCustom March 8, 2010

Triple S 

Shit, shower, and shave...the 3 things you gotta do before goin' out or hittin' the scene.
It's 7 right now...I'll meet y'all at 8. Right now it's triple S time.
Triple S by Nick D February 8, 2003

Triple S 

Shit Shave And A Shower
Shit Shave Shower
' I Need A Triple S When I get Home'
This Implys That One Must Have A Shit A Shave And A Shower. But Not At Once.
Triple S by Liam Turpin November 23, 2003

Triple-S 

The act of going into your bathroom to perform 3 simple procedures to help better your body. The three words are shit, shower, and shave.
Yo dude, I'm going into the bathroom to some Triple-S action.
Triple-S by patrickerbe May 23, 2006

Triple S 

Sullivan Stupidity Syndrome or S.S.S. or Triple S for short is a disease in which the person affected is so stupid that whenever he or she talks anyone standing close enough to hear becomes significantly dumber. The word originated at a Saint Thomas Aquinas high school lunch in February 2019.

So far there has been only one known case of the disease and it pertains to Sean Sullivan himself.
Bro do you have Triple S, because just before I started my test I heard you talk and I just forgot everything?
Triple S by 24boss February 27, 2019

Triple s 

When someone saying something sus,savage, and shady
He called me hoe in front of my new boyfriend, that was a triple s.
Triple s by Yung chicken claw February 2, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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