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Tree fiddler 

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.
Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler
Tree fiddler by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Gimmeh tree fiddeh 

The amount of money that the Loch Ness monster needs.

Made famous by the hit tv show South Park, wherein Chef's parents recalled the time they visited Scotland. Whereupon the Loch Ness monster rose outta the lake and said "gimmeh tree fiddeh"
*Loch Ness monster rises from the water*
Nessie: Hey, man, gimmeh tree fiddeh.
Man: I ain't got no tree fiddeh.
Nessie: C'mon, man, all i need's tree fiddeh.
Man: Listen, dammit, I ain't got no damn tree fiddeh.

Tree fiddler 

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.
Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler
Tree fiddler by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019