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Tree fiddler 

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.
Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler
Tree fiddler by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Gimmeh tree fiddeh 

The amount of money that the Loch Ness monster needs.

Made famous by the hit tv show South Park, wherein Chef's parents recalled the time they visited Scotland. Whereupon the Loch Ness monster rose outta the lake and said "gimmeh tree fiddeh"
*Loch Ness monster rises from the water*
Nessie: Hey, man, gimmeh tree fiddeh.
Man: I ain't got no tree fiddeh.
Nessie: C'mon, man, all i need's tree fiddeh.
Man: Listen, dammit, I ain't got no damn tree fiddeh.

Tree fiddler 

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.
Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler
Tree fiddler by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026