trap page

The trap page was undoubtedly developed by the ingenious men and women of AOL and other internet marketing tycoons. Used to exploit their clients as well as external users, the trap page is an excellent tool to force feed users with annoying propaganda and advertisement. The trap page implements 'anti-back' technologies, prohibiting the user from backing out of the webpage once it has been visited. This forces a user to either retype the desired URL or simply close the browser window, all while having advertisements crammed down their throat. The trap pages of today have reached new heights by using JavaScript and other web scripting technologies to spawn siblings of the original trap page or simply spam the fuck out of you with annoying dialog boxes. Thanks a lot you greedy, inhumane advertising scumbags.

To see the trap page in action see any porn site or use anything AOL affiliated.

trap page by Meth0d July 7, 2004

pregnatal trappage 

An act in which a woman deliberately and without the knowledge of her partner gets herself pregnant in the hopes of securing a permanent relationship with a male of her choice.

Sometimes this is used to help the undecided party become more committed to the relationship.

He has fallen victim to pregnatal trappage

She’s fallen pregnant after a month? That’s got to be a case of Pregnatal Trap-page!

He said he is going to leave? Time for Pregnatal Trappage!

pregnatal trappage by BubbleButt1989 October 15, 2017

trappage 

The foodstuff that gets trapped in one's mouth when eating while wearing orthodontic braces and other appliances.

"Geez, after that vegetarian meal, I've got enough trappage in my mouth to feed a small country!"

trappage by Merlot69 April 30, 2009