tranfic

An obviously fake story, usually posted on reddit, wherein a trans person (usually trans woman) describes an event in which they have triumphed over transphobia, perfectly passed for years without getting clocked, had someone say they had no idea they were trans etc.

"Oh yeah that post about how her best friend had no idea she was trans for years is a complete tranfic. So obviously fake, bestie"

by Sh-sh April 1, 2022

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.

by urban savage March 28, 2019

traffictroll

The dumbfuck that zigzags in and out of lanes thru traffic, cutting everyone off and carelessly driving just so they can try being ahead of others.

The highwaycop sitting in the medium observed a traffictroll driving recklessly and decided to pull the idiot over and issue some citations.

by jpg3 October 14, 2011

Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone

Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022

Traffic Jam

This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average two-seater look small, shoving a trolley piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also Road Block.

“I was shopping in ASDA and got caught in a traffic jam.”
“What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Amsterdam Traffic Light

Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).

My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!

by Senor Dank Nugs June 29, 2018