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troloney
A statement, declaration, or message made by person with the intent of annoying a number of people online (see troll). The statement is usually completely false, very poorly supported, and has terrible grammar, as the statement was made for the sole purpose of ticking off anybody who reads it.
"The president of the United States is secretly working for the Illumanati," says the forum poster. "What a load of troloney," says another, more sensible poster.
"(Insert games console here) sux harder then poop has no games," says the commenter. "Ignore him, people. That's nothing but troloney and he's just wasting our time," warns another commenter, who has witnessed people get into silly arguments over similar topics.
"(Insert games console here) sux harder then poop has no games," says the commenter. "Ignore him, people. That's nothing but troloney and he's just wasting our time," warns another commenter, who has witnessed people get into silly arguments over similar topics.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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