a white faced red lipped male from cross lane. often doing oners down warri road. believes tank tops are the future. bites natalie tyrers ear inthe nexus. is our hero.
pull ur best traloney lad and come over here for a sniff
A statement, declaration, or message made by person with the intent of annoying a number of people online (see troll). The statement is usually completely false, very poorly supported, and has terrible grammar, as the statement was made for the sole purpose of ticking off anybody who reads it.
"The president of the United States is secretly working for the Illumanati," says the forum poster. "What a load of troloney," says another, more sensible poster.
"(Insert games console here) sux harder then poop has no games," says the commenter. "Ignore him, people. That's nothing but troloney and he's just wasting our time," warns another commenter, who has witnessed people get into silly arguments over similar topics.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"