Traff

Meaning selfish or very self centred. Has no feeling for anyone but themselves.
Also can mean when some one is punched or kicked in the testicales

Paris Hilton she is traff. U seen all the stuff she's got

by Nickooooo July 3, 2006

traff

the traff is a sect of religion following the lord traff who ascended from heaven onto earth where he turned himself into a form of a spider and climbed mount everest in the year 1842.

that kid is soo traff.

aka godlike

by 97rradfordkirby June 27, 2011

traff

noun
1)A crazy or insanely humerous person.
2)Someone with a great sense of humor
3)A person who makes up words.
4)Non college ruled paper.

Lol that girl is such a traff, she always cracks me up!

That ass tried to give me a piece of traff! The teacher counted off for using noncollege ruled paper!

by Daniel November 14, 2004

traff

Means a very handsome man who is packing at least 12 inches.

"Bro that dude is such a traff, wish i was him..."

by awdawdawdawdawdawdawd22 August 23, 2023

Traff

The reverse of farting; sucking air into your butthole

I just Traffed

by ewsk_ August 24, 2023

Taffanaut

Person born in Wales (UK) who has travelled into space by any means.
Where the definition of space is 62 miles or 100Km vertically from sea level.

Taffanaut was born in Wales and went to space.

by Huusk May 30, 2013

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016