A track suit that is worn as if it is "dressy". Traditionally the trackcedo is donned with sneakers, a big gold chain, an overly large watch, sparce facial hair, and a pint of whatever cologne it is that you smell in dirty convenience stores on Friday and Saturday evenings, and at bus stops during the rest of the week.
I thought I'd try dating a Eastern European/Middle Eastern/Spanish/Baltic/Indian/New York/New Jersey/Philly/DJ/straight/short/whatever guy, but when he showed up at my door in a trackcedo I knew it wasn't going to work out.
by Ratched, RN October 03, 2022