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Tomloddery 

A cumbersome, regretful situation that you no longer want to be a part of.
Joe: Why have you been so mad recently?
Jimmy: I'm so mad because I dyed my hair blonde on impulse! This is some tomloddery! fuck this bullshit!
Joe: Hot damn.
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Toyonder 

A word to describe days after tomorrow. Coming from the word yonder. Can be used for both the first day after tomorrow as well as days beyond.
I wont do it tomorrow but I promise I'll do it toyonder.
Look we wont be going tomorrow but instead toyonder.
I'm seeing him toyonder now, plans have changed.
Toyonder by Jeremy Pilsner May 15, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026