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Tourtellot 

This interesting last name applies to people who are extremely wesome and good at tuba. They are quite the charmers and wicked smaht. Most Tourtellots reside in Pepperell, Massachusetts although there are various Tourtellots throughout the world. Tourtellots enjoy music and friends and are known for their witty sense of humor, their individualistic beliefs and actions, and their widely accepting mindset.
Kid 1: Dude, that kid's wicked good at tuba!
Kid 2: Maybe he's a Tourtellot.

Fred Phelps: I'm mad cool and gay people suck. God doesn't approve of--
Tourtellot: *beats up*
Tourtellot: Sorry.

Robot 1: NM iz such a grate skool, i luv how every1 iz lik teh same we're so c00l!!1
Robot 2: I kno me too omg i hav dat shurt!
Tourtellot: Stop being robots! Be yourself.


Tourtellot by Haha guess. January 18, 2009
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He has a very big cock and likes big titties. Tormélio is also very attractive and is very good at sex.
Tormélio has a BWD
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026