Famous mostly for his discovery that pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two completely different things. After been in jail for 2 years, he threatens to sue Comcast.
Tourettes Guy: Pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS !!!!!
Tourettes Guy (after return): What the BULL FUCKING HELL is a 'franchise fee' of four dollars, six two cents !
Tourettes Guy (after return): What the BULL FUCKING HELL is a 'franchise fee' of four dollars, six two cents !
by EagleYS January 13, 2010
A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004
A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
by Eric Wayne July 14, 2008
A middle-aged man with a sick, sexual fetish for pretending to have tourettes. He has staged his own death as to not put anymore shame on himself or his parents.
He is known for saying Bob Saget as a cussword, and calling a political figure Colonel Clusterfuck.
He is known for saying Bob Saget as a cussword, and calling a political figure Colonel Clusterfuck.
"Did you see the tourettes guy on Youtube, the world's greatest social flaw?"
"Yeah, yeah I did. He was all like 'BOB SAGET' and I laughed.
"Good story, mate."
"Yeah, yeah I did. He was all like 'BOB SAGET' and I laughed.
"Good story, mate."
by 1mm0rt1fy August 14, 2007
A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it's creators.
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
by Printnamehere December 11, 2004
An internet hero with tourettes syndrome, known for many great quotes. He often makes up his own curse words.
Tourettes Guy: My ass could write better music than you, with one cheek tied behind my balls.
Tourettes Guy: I don't have time for this "chicken shit bullshit"
Tourettes Guy: I don't have time for this "chicken shit bullshit"
by RobBob November 14, 2006
The funniest person on the internet.
Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
by ofhwkdhtgnkarn August 26, 2007