related to the expression tough as nails, tough as balls means the exact opposite, as in not tough at all because balls are tender.
a: i look tough as nails with this guy-liner on!
b: more like tough as balls, you socialist puppy raper
b: more like tough as balls, you socialist puppy raper
by TheFunInFuneral September 16, 2009
Get the tough as balls mug.A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.
Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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