toucaphant 

A person with large ears and a large nose. Usually surrounded by its tribe of toucaphants willing to attack any living being with vagina! Commen to Liam's.

Dont get them angry because the toucaphants will shoot tiny droplets of toucapoops at you.

toucaphant by Bum Fluff January 13, 2008

touchpants 

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

touchpants by baggins November 19, 2005

Trumaphant

Trump acting like a giant elephant

Trumaphant starting wars again like a giant elephant in a china store

Trumaphant by NotTheDroids April 4, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016