toucaphant

A person with large ears and a large nose. Usually surrounded by its tribe of toucaphants willing to attack any living being with vagina! Commen to Liam's.

Dont get them angry because the toucaphants will shoot tiny droplets of toucapoops at you.

by Bum Fluff January 13, 2008

touchpants

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

by baggins November 19, 2005