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Making love to Africa by Toto.
Guy: dude I was railing this girl last night and then we started totoing.
Guy 2: oh wow I’ve never done that
totoing by BigBadToto January 26, 2018

tutoring 

code word for sex in the academic world.
Jordan: So, what did you do this weekend?
Michael: I had to tutor this chick.
Lindsey: You tutored? Or you TUTORED?
Michael: Yeah, I TUTORED her. Her dad pays me hourly.
Jordan: So how long did you end up tutoring her for?
Michael: Let's just say I tutored her at the table all night long.
Lindsey: Manwhore.

Math Tutoring 

An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?

Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.

Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!

*they high five*
Math Tutoring by spiderman313 November 30, 2009

pier tutoring 

The act of being instructed one-on-one in a specific subject exclusively while sitting on a pier. Most commonly occurs when an adult tries to impart words of wisdom to their child while on a fishing excursion.
"Hey Billy, how was your weekend?"
"It was alright, I went fishing on the docks with my retired sea-captain uncle on Saturday, so it ended up being a morning of pier tutoring."
pier tutoring by suedebuttons December 7, 2014

Tamlyn Tutoring 

Daddy Henry Tamarind and Louis Labaybay doing best tutoring
Daddy Henry has began new OnlyFans on Tamlyn Tutoring
Tamlyn Tutoring by Nutsack30569420 November 4, 2022
people with this middle name are ugly and most likely wear bright yellow crocks and think they have opps. Jamie 🦶🏻
yo bro your so tokoringa
tokoringa by tokoringa September 5, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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