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totes m'goats

Dude, did you and that beat girl watch the notebook again...without you banging her?

...totes m'goats

totes ma goats 

this means totally in a state of being over excited and trying to act cool
Jason Segal: wanna get a sandwich with me?

Paul Rudd: (over excited) totally... TOTES MA GOATS!
totes ma goats by litwhiz107 April 6, 2009

totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.
Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!
totes my goats by SuperBabs April 6, 2009

Totes ma goats 

An expression of utmost agree-ance.

A fun way of saying 'yes'.
"Fiona is such a babe!"
"Totes ma goats, brother"

"Wanna go to the beach?"
"Totes ma goats."
Totes ma goats by AppleSauce July 24, 2012

Totes McFuckin Goats 

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.
Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”
Totes McFuckin Goats by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021