total eclipse of the heart 

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.

Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.

total eclipse of the heart by Vanity Trash Reba December 28, 2005

Total Eclipse of the Heart 

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

Total Eclipse of the Heart by frabrizio June 7, 2018

total eclipse of the heart 

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

total eclipse of the heart by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004