tornado siren

Some thing that screams every time there is high winds. Just like my mom when there is winds over 5 mph.

There was a tornado warning at one point. The sirens were loud. But the winds only reached about 10 mph. My mom was getting so scared she went out and started taping everything down with duct tape. In the background the tornado sirens are howling. She got so scared she started screaming. "EVERYTHING IS A PROJECTILE, EVERYTHING!!!" She was so loud. Oh boy...

tornado siren by jakes_tornado January 12, 2015

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Tornado Siren

When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.

You know Becky?

Yea

I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.

Tornado Siren by bananabread69 December 18, 2020

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Tornado Siren

When a girl is on top screaming you spin her around on your dick, only possible on the first Wednesday of the month

“Bro I woke up my neighbors with the tornado siren last night”

Tornado Siren by Jpdollaz May 24, 2026

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tornado siren madness

A YouTube series about anthropomorphic tornado sirens by Broken Solar Panel. The main character is Thunderbolt.
Most TSM fans are siren kiddies, but some siren enthusiasts grew up with it.

1. Yo, have you seen that new episode of Tornado Siren Madness?
2. You're really bringing this series up again, dude?

tornado siren madness by IAmABuilding_2 February 28, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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