tornado siren

Some thing that screams every time there is high winds. Just like my mom when there is winds over 5 mph.

There was a tornado warning at one point. The sirens were loud. But the winds only reached about 10 mph. My mom was getting so scared she went out and started taping everything down with duct tape. In the background the tornado sirens are howling. She got so scared she started screaming. "EVERYTHING IS A PROJECTILE, EVERYTHING!!!" She was so loud. Oh boy...

tornado siren by jakes_tornado January 12, 2015

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Tornado Siren

When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.

You know Becky?

Yea

I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.

Tornado Siren by bananabread69 December 18, 2020

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Tornado Siren

When a girl is on top screaming you spin her around on your dick, only possible on the first Wednesday of the month

“Bro I woke up my neighbors with the tornado siren last night”

Tornado Siren by Jpdollaz May 24, 2026

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tornado siren madness

A YouTube series about anthropomorphic tornado sirens by Broken Solar Panel. The main character is Thunderbolt.
Most TSM fans are siren kiddies, but some siren enthusiasts grew up with it.

1. Yo, have you seen that new episode of Tornado Siren Madness?
2. You're really bringing this series up again, dude?

tornado siren madness by IAmABuilding_2 February 28, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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