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tornado siren 

Some thing that screams every time there is high winds. Just like my mom when there is winds over 5 mph.
There was a tornado warning at one point. The sirens were loud. But the winds only reached about 10 mph. My mom was getting so scared she went out and started taping everything down with duct tape. In the background the tornado sirens are howling. She got so scared she started screaming. "EVERYTHING IS A PROJECTILE, EVERYTHING!!!" She was so loud. Oh boy...
tornado siren by jakes_tornado January 12, 2015
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Tornado Siren 

When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.
You know Becky?

Yea

I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.
Tornado Siren by bananabread69 December 18, 2020

Tornado Siren

When a girl is on top screaming you spin her around on your dick, only possible on the first Wednesday of the month
“Bro I woke up my neighbors with the tornado siren last night”
Tornado Siren by Jpdollaz May 24, 2026

tornado siren madness 

A YouTube series about anthropomorphic tornado sirens by Broken Solar Panel. The main character is Thunderbolt.
Most TSM fans are siren kiddies, but some siren enthusiasts grew up with it.
1. Yo, have you seen that new episode of Tornado Siren Madness?
2. You're really bringing this series up again, dude?
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026