top park

A local community park in what seems to be a suburban city in San Marcos, ca. Known to be the home of local fries. A place to smoke. Drink. Cry. Fuck. Sleep. And exist.

Meet at chop park after I sell a sack at 711?
Yeah he chipped his tooth after smoking a chop at top park and hitting his head on the sidewalk.

top park by Mahour November 20, 2018

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Maggot at Top Park

Getting drunk at the park located just behind Byron Bay main beach.

Ohhh dude, I was so maggot at top park last night, I got 7 chicks before the police turned up aye lad..

Maggot at Top Park by maggotattoppark January 3, 2012

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top of the park

Not a top of a park, and not a park. A place in Ann Arbor Michigan, where people hang out in the summer. Lots of druggies there. Top of a parking structure, where they play movies on the side of a building. Near the power center. Great place (expecially fo couples)!
Abrevation: TOTP, or TOP

Randa: Are you going to top tonight?
Sheida: Duh! Can I get a ride?
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top of the park by MelRike February 25, 2003

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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