Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

by lathsc January 10, 2020

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

by The Archaic Millenial November 17, 2018

Toot

Another term for Bong or water pipe.
Used heavily in place of the word bong by teenagers in Jersey, Channel Islands in Britain.

Will, did you bring your toot? We need it to smash this weed.

by SmithyWoody July 23, 2019

toot

a fancy way of saying fart

I just tooted it smells

by its summer break and im bored July 12, 2019

toot it

To have meaningless but pleasurable sex with someone

Toot it and boot it

by MacDaddy274 January 8, 2014

Toot Toot

Means heavy

Your mum lets your girl sleep over and u say Toot Toot

by Bart November 22, 2003