A fugly waitress with poor dental hygiene that smells of whore's crotch who serves sandwiches while wearing a mini (and I do mean mini) skirt with what looks like roast beef dangling between her legs.
Wow, I've seem to have lost my appetite for Arby's since seeing that snaggle tooth twat monster.
Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus ChristBill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).