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tooth bag

A person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. Thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.
I really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.
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Toot Bag

When having sex with your girl and as you go in real deep it causes her to let one rip, right on your bag. So it becomes a toot bag.
Man 1: Man, I was Giving it to my girl real good and she tooted on my bag.

Man 2: Ahh, she gave you a toot bag.....
by Sleepy&Flop July 19, 2009
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bag toot

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs
by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015
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bag toot

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs
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bagel tooth

when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.
that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.

i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth
by festa csta fest.com December 17, 2008
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Toothbag

An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)
"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"
by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007
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