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Toot Bag 

When having sex with your girl and as you go in real deep it causes her to let one rip, right on your bag. So it becomes a toot bag.
Man 1: Man, I was Giving it to my girl real good and she tooted on my bag.

Man 2: Ahh, she gave you a toot bag.....
Toot Bag by Sleepy&Flop July 19, 2009

bag toot 

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag
Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs
bag toot by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015

bag toot 

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag
Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs
bag toot by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015

bagel tooth 

when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.
that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.

i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth
bagel tooth by festa csta fest.com December 17, 2008
An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)
"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"
Toothbag by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026