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A person who constantly talks on their bluetooth headset in public. Thus, annoying anyone within hearing distance.
I really wish someone would have hit that tooth bag.
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Toot Bag 

When having sex with your girl and as you go in real deep it causes her to let one rip, right on your bag. So it becomes a toot bag.
Man 1: Man, I was Giving it to my girl real good and she tooted on my bag.

Man 2: Ahh, she gave you a toot bag.....
Toot Bag by Sleepy&Flop July 19, 2009

bag toot 

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag
Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs
bag toot by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015

bag toot 

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag
Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs
bag toot by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015

bagel tooth 

when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.
that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.

i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth
bagel tooth by festa csta fest.com December 17, 2008
An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)
"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"
Toothbag by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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