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Tongmaster General 

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.
Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

tokemasterflex 

1. (n) Someone who is a weed wizard and a cannabis captain.
2.(n) (ironic) Someone who starts smoking junior year of highschool and flexes on their snapchat thinking they are the shit, but in reality no body gives a shit.
1. Yo that guy has been smokin' since 8th grade cuh, he tokemasterflex bruh, a true weed wizzer.
2. Yo that ugly bitch acting like tokemasterflex on snap, but her ugly ass starting smoking senior year.
tokemasterflex by ganggang69gang August 4, 2018

TechMaster 

One who masters the art and science of technology. A techie that stands heads and shoulders above the rest.
It is incomprehensible how Loibisch was able to achieve such a level of integration and efficiency, while making this so intuitive for the end user - he is truly a TechMaster :o
TechMaster by Slag October 10, 2004

tjmasterov 

Just a YouTuber why did you search this
TJMasterOV is a YouTuber
tjmasterov by TJMasterOV2 July 29, 2020

toadmaster 

A big fat White man who says the N-word an excessive amount and still lives with his mother. He will spend his days masturbating and playing Xbox most likely battle royales and will be a sad fat man forever.
My mate is a real Toadmaster he's a real virgin
toadmaster by sphinx909 March 22, 2023

TechMaster8376 

TechMaster8376 is a meme man. The short form of TechMaster8376 is Tech. He enjoys stonks memes and will hopefully help you enjoy them too. If you do something weird, Tech will be A N G E R Y at you, and will commit several homicides inclusive of you and your loved ones. However, f you are good he will be wholesome toward you. Tech also plays roblox and is a part of The Nighthawk Imperium.
Did you hear TechMaster8376 say "stonks?" If you haven't you don't know him very well.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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