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took a shit 

When an engine, transmission, or other mechanical device snaps, sending all its parts out of an orifice.
I was drag racing when my transmission took a shit, the gears shot right through the pan.
took a shit by necro86 April 26, 2006
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took a shit 

Went out of business permanently
I went to my favorite video arcade to play DDR, but apparently the arcade took a shit because there was a "for lease" sign on the window.
took a shit by Q from 713 May 11, 2008

took a shit 

to take a shit is not to physically take someones shit; but rather a metaphorical statement used after pooping.
took a shit by liquified11 April 15, 2023

took a shit on me 

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

Took a shit on Bob 

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.
*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.
Took a shit on Bob by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

Who took a shit in your vagina?! 

Used when someone is being extra shitty.
Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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