Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.

Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!

by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

Too woke

A person who is "too woke" is someone who extends a meaningless thing to convert it into a bigger topic despite the original statement's intent. Similar to the saying, "Reaching".

Mark : "I can't draw men"
Lisa : "So you're a misogynistic because you think men should be viewed in a different way besides women?"
Mark : "Wow, talk about being too woke."

by Jallified26 January 15, 2026