Pleasuring a lady, or bro-friend, in the bum with the tongue dripping in Irn Bru, a carbonated Scottish soft drink, for added stimulation as the fizzybubbleswork their special magic.
Heather: och Morag, an' hoo was the date ye had the weekend wi' oor Gary?
Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.