Pleasuring a lady, or bro-
friend, in the bum with the tongue dripping in Irn Bru, a carbonated Scottish soft drink, for added stimulation as the fizzy
bubbles work their special magic.
Heather: och Morag, an' hoo was the date
ye had the weekend wi' oor Gary?
Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a
spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a
reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens