Pleasuring a lady, or bro-friend, in the bum with the tongue dripping in Irn Bru, a carbonated Scottish soft drink, for added stimulation as the fizzy bubbles work their special magic.

Heather: och Morag, an' hoo was the date ye had the weekend wi' oor Gary?

Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens

Gazwegian Tonguelashing by Aden Tudor May 27, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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