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Tessence 

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
Tessence by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006
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Conessence 

(Noun)

1. The uncontrollable strange or eccentric behavior of a particular situation, group or conversation
2. The irregular, unruly thoughts or ideas of something
(Adjective)

1. The weird or baffling nature of someone

A neutral ground word that can be used in describing harshly or fondly based on the situation
The idea has too much conessence spread about
Conessence by mickymick_ April 9, 2021

Truessence

A word describing an individual who has delusions that he knows how to write poetry and is a romantic.

Also an individual who is a homosexual-in-hiding, wears ugly jewelry, clothes that don't match, and is a hippie tree-hugger through and through.
He's such a Truessence, that poetry was awful.
Truessence by falsename March 30, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026