Truessence

A word describing an individual who has delusions that he knows how to write poetry and is a romantic.

Also an individual who is a homosexual-in-hiding, wears ugly jewelry, clothes that don't match, and is a hippie tree-hugger through and through.

He's such a Truessence, that poetry was awful.

Truessence by falsename March 30, 2009

Tessence 

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.

Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.

Tessence by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006

tonessence 

what a particular tone suggests, in essence.

"there's something I didn't like about that guy... I think it was his tonessence..."

tonessence by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

Turdessence 

The essence of fecal matter, and more specifically turd. Or small amounts of excrement.

There was turdessence in the baby's dirty diaper.

Turdessence by Antibardajk July 10, 2022