tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

tomato can 

N. In a fight, someone who is terribly outmatched by their opponent, and gets beaten quite easily, with no glory going to the victor.

The president of the chess club was little more than a tomato can when he picked a fight with the captain of the wrestling team.

tomato can by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005

Tomato Can 

Somebody who is inexperienced at something or is very bad at it. Could also mean a noob

I always get some tomato can on my pickup football team

Tomato Can by Dantex30 October 31, 2010

Tomato can 

Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.

Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”

Tomato can by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Gender Studies Tomato-can 

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?

Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."

Gender Studies Tomato-can by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

The Tomato Soup Can 

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.

Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

The Tomato Soup Can by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

Can I have a tomato 

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

Can I have a tomato by Tomatoman345 August 28, 2023