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tomahawk chop 

A karate-chop hand motion delivered to a guy's crotch. Was originally invented to be done with an actual tomahawk, but it was then decided that the receiver might not want to be sterile for the rest of his life. If you try it, ladies, just make sure the guy is into being dominated...
After he banged me on the pool table, I gave him the tomahawk chop.
tomahawk chop by OstrichDrama August 6, 2006
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tomahawk chop 

A karate chop arm motion modeled after Native American warriors.
Florida State Seminoles made the Tomahawk Chop famous, and then the Kansas City Chiefs stole it.
tomahawk chop by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016

tomahawk chop 

While having anal intercourse "doggy style", just as the "giver" is about to ejaculate, a forceful blow is delivered to the "taker's" throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, "tomahawk chop" like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the "taker's" rectum to tighten, or pucker, so that the "giver" is able to withdraw his penis relatively fecal matter free.
As I was pounding my lady's ass I smelt shit, so I tomahawk chopped her ass as I came so I wouldn't have to wipe shit off my dick.
tomahawk chop by Tater Trash November 7, 2008

tomahawk chop 

The act of folding your right fist to your right armpit and sliding your elbow into the vagina and, possibly up to your wrist, ram in and out in a chopping motion.
Guy 1: Dude, I heard Jenks really gave Erin the Tomahawk Chop last night!
Guy 2: I know, he looked totally wore out! He must of gone wrist deep!
tomahawk chop by Alseph December 25, 2008

Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow 

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy
"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

Tomohawk chop 

When one is hit another similar to a judo chop but with more power, integrity, and intensity!
My bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so I Tomohawk chopped her in the face!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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